It's that time of the week again!
You Know You're a Mom When:
You're getting dressed to go out to lunch with your hubs & son. Said son is
1. It's see through. And you have on a navy blue bra. Maybe those peeps weren't staring at you out of sheer jealousy because of your hotness, they're staring at you because you're shirt is SHEER! And now you're the hooker in the see through shirt--Fan-flippin-tastic.
2. Not only is your shirt sheer, but it's on INSIDE OUT! So now I'm a slut & an idiot. Double Fan-Flippin-tastic.
You're grocery shopping & it has turned into the grocery store trip from hell. But you have to get this trip done because you have an empty fridge & pantry. So you're going to suffer through it--the kid is throwing food out of the buggy, climbing up & down in his seat, screaming, he tore the grocery list into pieces & to top it all off people are getting pissed. If I were the kind of person who gave people the finger, yesterday would have been the day. It definitely did not go well.
It's time for the baby to go to bed. But he's so stinkin' cute & you don't want to him to because you're having so much fun playing with him. That big grin & HUGE laugh are so contagious that every.single.worry instantly disappears!
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It is so nice to hear you ended your day in a positive way! Funny how the day can all go the heck and in the end they give you a cute smile and it all melts away!
Laughing, oh LAUGHING at the shirt debacle. How "delightful" to not only be sheer, but INSDIE OUT. I won't lie, I laughed right out loud. I trust you're cool enough that you pulled it off. hahaha
As for the, the kids too cute to put down. Nope, I value bedtime WAY TOO MUCH! Cute or not...down they go. i guess I'm just a big fat meany.
You're right - it's amazing how you can have the day from hell and then you get one smile or laugh and it all goes out the window!
Glad your day ended up good!
I did something similar. The 4th of July with 20+ people at the house, I didn't realize til almost 10pm that I'd been trying to be the Hostess with the Mostest...with my pants on backwards.
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Awww...so funny, so sad, so true. Going shopping has to be one of the hardest things to do with kids. Sorry it didn't go well yesterday. I admit, I often resort to some kind of bribery.
LOL!!!! Kate, I could not stop laughing. We have all been there at some point. I love your great attitude!
SOOOo funny! And oh how I feel for you! I have totally had days like this... well, maybe not inside out see through days, but close! ;)
You crack me up!! I could just picture the whole shirt thing....I rarely have anything new to wear, and could easily go out and about like that, bra showing and all! But I'm sure they were only looking because you were smokin' hot...just stick with that.
Oh Lord! Sooo been there!
And Davis has a wonderful talent of being super fussy and as soon as I put him in bed, he stares at me and smiles. Then starts laughing. Melts my heart! And can't help but think,'really, now?!'
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haha isn't it amazing how much you can dislike and love your life all in the same day or couple of days!!
Grocery store trips with a one year old is NOT fun! They want to touch EVERYTHING...I feel for you!
2 words: Beige. Bra. Always works :)
i just don't wear any clothes anymore. works for me!!
It sounds like you're describing something I would so. Hahaha!!!
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Oh, yeah, I've done the sheer shirt thing! Didn't realize it until much later.
And I know what you mean about not wanting to put them to bed sometimes...
OMG girl I'm laughing hard here. You're so good with words! The grocery shopping...oh we have some grocery shopping from hell too.
Wait a second...your husband didn't even say anything!?!
Mawww. No kids here, and sometimes those kind of stories scare me. But then I read the part about their cute laughing and playing with them, and my ovaries are raging once again. ;)
Sometimes I miss my little girl when she's sleeping. Even when I desperately need the break :) Btw, I just grabbed your button!
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